The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Hunter College Submitted by Dre
Discussing Sir William Golding…
Professor: Golding was a combatant in D-Day.
Einstein Jr.: Wasn’t that when the Americans took over Paris?
Einstein Jr.‘s Girlfriend: No, it was when Nuclear Bombs dropped on planes. - B) Lindenwood Submitted by Sara
Queen Genius: I have a question about the final.
Professor: No.
Queen Genius: Huh?
Professor: You were going to ask if the final was cumulative, right?
Queen Genius: No.
Professor: Oh, okay. What is it then?
Queen Genius: Is the final going to be over everything that we learned this semester, or just the stuff since the last test? - C) The School of Hard Knocks Submitted by Cap
The Brilliance: Why aren’t Eggs and Dairy in the same category on the food pyramid?
Professor: Probably because they’re two different things?
- D) University of Michigan Submitted by Kelly
Professor: Odysseus escaped the cyclops by poking him in the eye with a large stick—therefore blinding him—and sneaking out of his cave.
PhD Candidate: What about his other eye? - E) WCU Submitted by Amber
Professor: So the Hebrews wrote from right to left, backwards from English. Therefore, the Hebrew bible reads right to left.
Valedictorian: Do you read from the bottom of the page and go up?
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