The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Hunter College Submitted by Dre

  Discussing Sir William Golding…
  
  Professor: Golding was a combatant in D-Day.
  
  Einstein Jr.: Wasn't that when the Americans took over Paris?
  
  Einstein Jr.'s Girlfriend: No, it was when Nuclear Bombs dropped on planes.

• B) Lindenwood Submitted by Sara

  Queen Genius: I have a question about the final.
  
  Professor: No.
  
  Queen Genius: Huh?
  
  Professor: You were going to ask if the final was cumulative, right?
  
  Queen Genius: No.
  
  Professor: Oh, okay. What is it then?
  
  Queen Genius: Is the final going to be over everything that we learned this semester, or just the stuff since the last test?

• C) The School of Hard Knocks Submitted by Cap

  The Brilliance: Why aren't Eggs and Dairy in the same category on the food pyramid?

  Professor: Probably because they're two different things?

• D) University of Michigan Submitted by Kelly

  Professor: Odysseus escaped the cyclops by poking him in the eye with a large stick—therefore blinding him—and sneaking out of his cave.
  
  PhD Candidate: What about his other eye?

• E) WCU Submitted by Amber

  Professor: So the Hebrews wrote from right to left, backwards from English. Therefore, the Hebrew bible reads right to left.
  
  Valedictorian: Do you read from the bottom of the page and go up?