"The Graphic Truth: The More Time You Spend in the Library" by CH Staff

Hottness of old librarian
Straightness of your spine
Realizations you're studying the wrong book/chapter/subject
Sanity
Attempts made to download porn on your school's high-speed internet while you think no one is around
Facebook status message changes
Amount your facebook friends give a sh*t

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The Graphic Truth / The More Time You Spend in the Library