The Weekly WYR: December 18th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Have no sense of direction, or have no sense of time? From Andy
• Post this WYR, or have me send it 100 times next week? From John
• Have Luke’s Lightsaber, or Marty’s hoverboard? From Zach
• Have armpit sex, or have back-of-the-knee sex? From Willy
• Have your dick freeze off, or have it melt off? From sean
• Be the greatest break dancer, or the greatest freestyle rapper? From Gregory
• Travel to any time in history for a week, or hang out with any modern celebrity for a week? From Chris
• Have your 2 favorite movies on TV, or nothing at all? From Luke
• Be a Smurf, or Keebler Elf? From Chuck

Finally, this week’s winner of the They’re On To Us Award is Grown Ass, who sent in this.

• Be the first black guy to work for CH or continue to pretend you dont notice? From Grown Ass

Don’t panic, let’s just fire everyone that works here.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.