Order of Who to Give Your Subway Seat To

-8- or 9-months pregnant woman

-70-to-100-year-old man or woman

-5-to-7-months pregnant woman

-Leg-missing cripple

-1-to-4 month pregnant woman

-regular cripple on crutches

-Mother of two or more

-Very retarded person

-Mother of one

-50-to-70-year-old woman

-50-to-70-year-old man

-Mildly retarded person

-Hot person you want to have sex with

-Any black person, ‘cause of the whole bus history thing

-Puerto Rican

-White person

-Fat person

-Teenager

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