Staff Picks

Streeter Seidell

Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 12/22

by Streeter Seidell on

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Rutgers UniversitySubmitted by E

    Professor: In the geocentric model the greeks believed that everything revolved around the Earth..

    Lil’ Galileo: Were the greeks right?

  • B) University of CTSubmitted by Tyler

    Professor: …and one of the best things that the French did was adopt equality for all people.
    Genius: Did they include African Americans in that as well?

  • C) FSUSubmitted by Blair

    We were in the middle of taking our ONE HOUR TIME LIMIT final exam and there is no clock in this classroom so after a while the professor announces that we have “hit the 30 minute mark.”

    Lady Einstein: 30 minutes done or 30 minutes to go?

  • D) FordhamSubmitted by Rob

    Discussing the Gov. Blagojevich scandal…

    Professor: For those of you who don’t know, the Illinois governer was arrested for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s seat in the Senate.

    The Brilliance: So the man actually tried to sell the chair that Obama sat in?

  • E) John CarrollSubmitted by Stephen

    Professor: This bar graph plots the number of accidents per year by all means transportation: trains, automobiles, subways, airplanes, motorcycles, etc.

    Valedictorian: So wait…you’re saying that there are more car accidents a year than plane accidents?

VOTE

This poll is no longer active.

See More Popular Articles
Like this Article
URL Close
Streeter Seidell

Streeter Seidell

View Profile
Recent Articles
More
uPick
Roommate Confessions Roommate pranks See All »
Up +142 Down
Orange Squares

Two years ago I get assigned a roommate from Bangladesh. Its his first time ever out of his country. His first words to me were Hello how tastes it. Interesting start right. Two days later i walk in to see cheese slices all over the walls. The cheese slices have writing on them. I confront him about it and he tells me he thought they were post it notes. Apparently they do... Read More » not have dairy in back home because he had never seen cheese before. Days after that he blows up the microwave by putting a pot of eggs in it. It is at this point that I give up on the guy. After a few weeks I notice his part of the dorm smells like ass so I confront him about it. He then goes on to explain that he has been waiting for the servants to come by for his laundry. Of all the people why did I get this guy? In the three months I lived with him he washed once and never quite understood that we did not have servants and that Americans utilize cows.