A shoe! A shoe!
My Kingdom for a shoe!
Whatever did he do,
To warrant such a shoe?
He did some coke
When he was broke,
He read a book
While towers shook,
He lessened rules
For mortgage fools,
My Kingdom for a shoe!
He brought NO peace
To the Middle East,
NO sympathy
For our big three,
NO Christmas tree
For the economy,
My Kindgom for a shoe!
A shoe! A shoe!
We elected such a fool!
So much did HE undo
By throwing such a shoe!
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