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College Girls....Sigh

by Lucky Bandit on December 19, 2008

Every guy goes to college assuming that there will be a vast sea of women from which he has his choosing. He will pack his bags and move into his dorm with a massive grin, greeting every he meets with a smile and a handshake. However, little does he know the true college girl. He will be rather disappointed.�div>First of all, pretty much any girl you meet at a frat party will be high maintenance, very close to being classified as a “bitch.” These girls are rather attractive but have very little self confidence and they fish for compliments consistently. These girls will seem like girlfriend material at first but they really are not, unfortunately, they will want to be your girlfriend. Sadly, this lack of confidence is a sure sign that she will sleep with guys just so they like her. This party girl is also known for her obnoxious laugh and the constant clicking of texting coming from her hands at all times. She is also the most likely to �anipulate�our words and force you to look like the bad guy to her easy friends, but you shouldn’t worry too much about them. Additionally, she will text you months later, when her annoying tendencies have faded from your mind and you will more than likely consider it and visit her at least once. Yes, you will once again consider the girl who pre-games and parties so frequently that vodka runs through her�irculatory�ystem.

Moreover, the majority of girls you will meet in your classes will bizarre. I’d say one out of twenty girls has potential. I’m not trying to be rude, but to find a girl who actually fits your personality is a rare find. Most of the girls in class will be awkward or strange. She may talk weird. She may be way too work oriented. She could have an odd affinity for the Jonas Brothers. And if she does, leave her immediately, you will thank me later. However, most of the girls I’ve met that throughly enjoy the Jonas Brothers are the girls most likely to do crazier things sexually. It is a weird relation, but I may have to construct some experiments on the topic…. But if the Jonas Brothers is evident, run. Other than that the girl from class will most likely be smart, perhaps funny, but you can have intellectual conversations with her, but you will most likely disagree with her on every topic you discuss.

You will also meet the chill girl, who will seem appealing at first, but is in fact the craziest of the girls. Most girls will find something to complain about even if it seems pointless, or she has no real evidence to warrant her claim. The chill girl will also do this, but it will be more dramatic and thus funnier when she has her epiphany and realizes she could not have been more wrong. Sure, she will listen to Radiohead with you, but she will also drive you mentally insane when you realize how many “debates” she actually has.�br>

Eventually you may or may not find the proverbial “cool girl” but just look out for these types of girls. I know they are stereotypes. But where do stereotypes come from? Actual mannerisms and nuances that can categorize people. So, this isn’t meant to be offensive, just informative. Also to prove the fact that girls are definitely still crazy. We are still missing some critical advances in technology…but one day we will understand.

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