This past Monday night from 3-8 and today from 10-3 i stood outside Willow Grove mall at macys and rang the bell for the Salvation Army. When someone would put money in the kettle, they often said something to me as they were dropping in the money. Strangely after they said something a perfect oppurtunity for a "thats what she said" would occur. I took these down as memos in my phone and are real.

"Here you go, do you mind shoving that in there for me?"

"I can never stick it in these things"

"Why is the hole so small?"

"I swear, these holes get smaller every year"

"Do you think this will fit?" (What he even meant i did not know because clearly a dollar bill would fit)

"Its hard to put it in when its moving like this" (The kettle is suspended from a chain)

"My johnson is way to big for this" That actually was never said.

"Wow i can hardly get it in cause its overflowing, but i guess thats a good thing!"

"How many do you think can fit at once?" I seriosuly lold at that.

People asked if I was cold today while it was snowing. What the fuck do you think, its snowing and I was out here before you walked in.