girl: hi santa
santa: ho ho ho
girl: what did you call me!!!!!!!!
santa: i was just being jollygirl: a jolly rapist!!!
santa: do you know who i am bitch?
girl:a fat dude who wants to be inside of me?
santa: no im really a telaporting fat guy, who watches you all the time and one day of the year breaks into your house and leaves stuff you want
girl: ok thats a believable story
santa: duh
girl: thats calledłarcasm
santa: oh
girl: so are you going to kidnap me you fat ass asshole?
santa: yes
girl: shit
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