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A giant bear came from the woods as i stepped out of my tent he crept up behind me next to the fire and sniffled i turned around and there he was starin right into my eyes so i shit my pants fell on the ground and pretended i was dead he smelled me a lil and started walking off till i sneezed and he came back and ripped my arm off but the good news is i can type this stupid story for you to read….. THANKS FOR READIN