Parents Just Don't Understand: 1/6

 

My mom didn’t want my younger brother to make a MySpace for fear of Child molesters, but finally she decided to let him make one. That same day she made him take it off because a man named “Tom” had hacked into his account and added himself as a friend. She made me e-mail MySpace to let them know of a possible child molester.
Alex J., Dickinson College

My grandma insists my cell phone is a blackberry..because it’s black.
Kim York, Mcgill University

All my aunts apparently have Facebook now. I woke up the other day to find this on my wall:“Kyle, Sometimes looking at your page is scary! Love, Aunt Deb.”
Kyle Shortsleeve

My girlfriend and I were helping her mom with a digital camera. When I went to take the media card out, her mom asked, “Won’t that expose the pictures?”
Dallas Omnidemic

A guest at the hotel I work at asked me if we have “Wi-Band” access.
Chuck Smith, STFU

My mom can’t click fast enough to double-click.
Michelle Z, University of Iowa

I got my parents a web cam for Chanukah, and my mom said, “So we bring the phone upstairs to the computer to call you?”
Ian P.

My sister got an iPod for Christmas. My dad said he wants an iPod so that he can listen to mp3s while he plays solitaire on the computer.
Shawn Cullen, U.M. Rolla

My grandmother calls shopping carts “wagons.”
William Watson`, Lewis and Clark

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