Oh God.
Mr. Jones: Sure!
Doctor: Alright, we’re just going to give you a general physical. I’ll take your blood pressure, pulse…
No hernia, no hernia, no hernia…
Doctor: And, of course, we’ll do a hernia exam.
It’s so cold in here. This is gonna be embarrassing.
Doctor: Would you mind removing your pants?
OK. I can still come out of this with my head held high. If I think about sex just enough so that I’m at half staff, I should be able to impress her.
Doctor: Mr. Jones, you’re just staring blankly at the wall. Can we move this along?
Mr. Jones: Sorry.
Boobs. Big floppy boobs. Girl with giant floppy boobs wearing a silly hat.
Doctor: Well then-
Oh God, the silly hat was overkill. I’m at full mast here.
Doctor: …I’ll give you a moment to calm down.
Quick, say something clever to save face!
Mr. Jones: I call my testicles quizzicles because they’re so small.
Nice.
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