Returning after two-month's rest in Dover.
I got my dog from an orphanage like, twelve years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.
The Invention of the Flame-thrower
At some point in time someone must have though I really want to light that guy on fire, but I can't reach him.When you're fat, every shirt is a sweat-shirt.
I tried to do what Jesus would do,
but it's harder to start a cult then you would think.Wait. Thats actually true.
If you've seen one fractal, you've seen them all.Kevin Spacey Movies That Have Odd Titles
21Se7en
K-PAX
I started dating a new girl and my friend keeps asking me if we've "done it" yet. I told him that all depends on what his definition of "fingering" is.
If the Swiss army is always neutral, why are their knives so sweet?
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
"Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?" No, You Do Not.
I Superglued Her Door Shut
Your Phone Is Watching You
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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