Jake Hurwitz

The Weekly WYR: January 15th

It’s my favorite time of the week (for the last time), it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, save it in your head for the rest of your life because this is the WYR’s final edition.

Would You Rather…

  • Have wild sexual dreams everytime you sleep, or have one of those dreams happen to you once in real life? From stew
  • Be Tom Cruise in Topgun, or be Charlie Sheen in Hotshots? From Tyson
  • Be a ghost, transcending space and time to visit and haunt whoever, wherever and whenever you please, or be a Ghostbuster? From Guy
  • Be able to bang Scarlett Johanson once a month for a year, or everyday for one month out of the year? From Peter
  • Work at CollegeHumor, or Work at NASA? From Ryan
  • Drive 2 hours with the windshield wipers on when it’s not raining, and have to listen to that awful noise, or drive 2 hours with your girlfriend on the phone with her mom, and have to listen to that awful noise? From Chris
  • Have your non dominant hand, or a magic food dispenser where your hand once was? From Kevin
  • Watch Twilight with your girlfriend in silence and maybe get a beej afterwards, or point out every single flaw in it, including the fact that Edward Cullen is a vegatarian vampire, WHAT A P*SS! VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BADASS NOT OVERRATED JAMES DEAN LOOK-A-LIKES! From Chris
  • Bowl a perfect game every time you bowl, or throw one perfect game in the MLB? From Steve

Finally, this week’s winner of the This Column is Over! Award is Streeter, who sent in this.

  • Keep writing a mildly amusing but somewhat repetitive WYR column or do something else for 30 minutes every Thursday? From Streeter

Thanks everyone, it’s been a good run. We had fun didn’t we? Didn’t we? You’re not even gonna say anything? OKay, okay. So that’s how you’re gonna play it. Fine. I… I’ll always love you.

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.