Suitable for ages 8 and 11.
Saw the new movie MILK. Went with some acid-producing bacteria though — totally spoiled it for me.
Before I got with girls I would watch porn for pointers. The first time I was with a girl she said, “Aren’t you going to kiss me?” And I said, “What’s a kiss?”
Opinion
When i give my opinion I like to say that I give my 2 cents, which given the state of the economy is worthless, much like my opinion.How they named Delaware
Explorer: Where am I? Native: DelawzqeuxquzrenapolisExplorer: Delawhere?If funerals were like college parties
How did I know the deceased? I didn’t, but one of my friends did and said there would be free beer.If we’re all god’s children, what’s so special about Jesus?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? It can only get better…
School zone speed limits don’t make sense
If you run over a kid going 20, it’s still going to die.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
