Wes, the 30 Year Old Guy Who Thinks He's Still in College.

Bank:
Wes: Uh hey yeah can I borrow 100 bux?
Teller: You will pay back the loan within a month?
Wes: Yup.
Wes picks up his backpack and leaves with the money

Club:
Wes: Yeah hey there babe can I get you a cup of natty ice?
Samantha: Excuse me?
Wes: Whoo this place is bumpin’ im soooo wasted!
Samantha: Sure, please leave.
Wes: in his best Swingers accent, whatever, this place is dead anyway.

Job search:
Wes opens a job search engine and starts inputting his job preferences
Are you at least 18 years old (Y) [x] (N) [ ]
Are you eligible to work in the U.S. (Y) [x] (N) [ ]
Times Available:
     M T W Th F S Su
AM x         x
PM x  x     x    x  x
Results: We’re sorry, no jobs available match your preferences, please try again later.

Home:
Wes is smoking weed, drinking a beer, and playing RHCP loudly on his laptop. All of a sudden his land lord knocks on the door…
Greg: Hey Wes it’s Greg, you got your rent?
Wes realizes the money he borrowed to play his rent has been spent…elsewhere.
Wes: to himself fuck, shit, crap…umm umm….Greg un-towels the door, takes his hat off the smoke detector, and uses some Visine, he opens the door to talk to Greg Yeah it’s here somewhere I’ll get it to you tomorrow.
Greg: Alright, but tomorrow is your last chance.
When Greg leaves Wes runs next to ask his neighbor for the money, he knocks and the door opens
Wes: Hey do you have 100 bux I can borrow.
Samantha: laughing No, I don’t Slams door

4 Years Later…
A black BMW pulls up to the window.
Wes: Thirteen twenty three is your total.
Wes, who now works at McBurger, looks down at the car to see a happy couple
Greg: Oh hey buddy, finally got a job I see, maybe now you can pay me that rent you owed me before you vanished.
Samantha: laughing Yeah, and maybe you can buy yourself a pack of natty while you’re at it.
Wes: Yeah, well, I rented your mom’s natty last night, OH!!!