Heyyy Suzy, why did you dump me,
why do you care that I'm small down there?
Heyyy Suzy, why did you dump me,
I have many other awesome qualities.

Heyyy Suzy, why can't you remember,
that when you saw it, it was during December.
You have to realize,
that it's not always about size,
The only time that you should worry,
is if I hurry and get some in your eyesss.

Suzy, this just isn't fair,
just because I don't have a foot-long,
doesn't mean I haven't got a pairrr,
you're such a squarrre,
why do you carrre,
we make such a great pairrr,
and I always complimented you on your
Hairrr…

Well I guess this is the way it has to be,
you can't get past the fact I have a small pee-pee,
It seems that that is just how the world is these days,
a girl sees that I'm a little short,
Then she becomes a whiner,
even though the root of the problem,
is that she has a huge vaaaaaaaaaaaagina.