"Issue Ninety-Three" by 105%-O-Matic

The stinging's how you know it's working.

Has anyone ever noticed that Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs" is basically just a really creepy Cruella DeVil?

-Andrew B.

If i bury my lava lamp in the back yard, is it then a magma lamp?

-Dan Art

I've always thought of farting as the air guitaring of taking a sh*t.

-Adam Newman

When we were hooking up, the girl said to me, "Tear your shirt off like the Hulk, and savage me," and I was like, "Woah… Incredible or Hogan?"

-Thomas Barnes

You wouldn't believe the profits

My friend didn't think there was anything wrong with there being a gift shop in the Lincoln Memorial, so I installed gum ball machine in his grandmother's tombstone.

-Brandon Jackson

Discrimination

Why is it that if a girl hooks up with some random guy she's straight, but if a guy hooks up with some random guy he's gay?

-Adnan M

I was signing up for the Marine Corps the other day and they told me i would have to get my hair cut off. I told them it better be free because if it wasn't then that was a deal breaker.

-Tyler Reiriz

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105% / Issue Ninety-Three

The stinging's how you know it's working.

You wouldn't believe the profits

Discrimination