The stinging’s how you know it’s working.
Has anyone ever noticed that Buffalo Bill in “Silence of the Lambs” is basically just a really creepy Cruella DeVil?
If i bury my lava lamp in the back yard, is it then a magma lamp?
I’ve always thought of farting as the air guitaring of taking a sh*t.
When we were hooking up, the girl said to me, “Tear your shirt off like the Hulk, and savage me,” and I was like, “Woah… Incredible or Hogan?”
You wouldn’t believe the profits
My friend didn’t think there was anything wrong with there being a gift shop in the Lincoln Memorial, so I installed gum ball machine in his grandmother’s tombstone.Discrimination
Why is it that if a girl hooks up with some random guy she’s straight, but if a guy hooks up with some random guy he’s gay?I was signing up for the Marine Corps the other day and they told me i would have to get my hair cut off. I told them it better be free because if it wasn’t then that was a deal breaker.
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
