- During the coin toss, take a celebratory shot because the Patriots aren't in the Super Bowl.
- Chug for 10 seconds if the camera cuts to Kurt Warner's wife.
- Take a shot any time Kurt Warner mentions God.
- Chug for 10 seconds if someone talks about Roethlisberger being the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
- Finish your beer if a commercial comes on for a beer you're currently drinking.
- Take a shot any time Jerome Bettis talks about his Super Bowl days.
- Chug for 5 seconds if you catch Matt Leinart day-dreaming about partying with the cast of The Hills.
- Chug for 10 seconds if someone at your party is excited for the Puppy Bowl, then ridicule them.
- Take a shot if you laugh at one of the commercials.
- Finish your beer if your team scores a touchdown.
- Any time there's a punt, waterfall for the entirety of the return.
- For every successful field goal your team makes or the other team misses, take a shot.
- Chug for 10 seconds any time they mention that Larry Fitzgerald's dad is a sportswriter or was a ball boy for the Vikings.
- Take a shot any time they mention that Ken Whisenhunt was a coach for the Steelers.
- If your team wins, funnel a beer. If they lose, funnel a beer while crying.

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