Attention all wannabe rock stars – thanks to Rainn Wilson’s The Rocker, we have a brand new Fender Stratocaster with (potentially) your name on it! Although, not literally, as that would decrease the value of the guitar. Errr. Yeah.
All you have to do is click on these words and enter your name and email by February 5th. In addition to the guitar, you could win an iPod and $50 in iTunes. You know, iTunes gift certificates. Like all the rockstars use.
And if you’re looking for inspiration, here’s a list of 20 songs that you’ll instantly be able to play upon receiving your guitar. It’s either that, or just a list of rock anthems that the CH Staff loves. Same diff, right? Feel free to contradict us in the comments. We know you will.
1. Don’t Stop Believin – Journey
2. Livin’ on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
3. Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard
4. Here I Go Again On My Own – Whitesnake
5. Promised Land – Vesuvius
6. Jump – Van Halen
7. Highway to Hell – AC/DC
8. Rock Me Like A Hurricane – The Scorpions
9. Final Countdown – Europe
10. We’re Not Gonna Take It – Twisted Sister
11. Tomorrow Never Comes – Teddy Geiger
12. I Love Rock n Roll – Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
13. Paradise City – Guns ‘n Roses
14. Heat of the Moment – Asia
15. Juke Box Hero – Foreigner
16. Cum On Feel The Noize – Quiet Riot
17. Talk Dirty To Me – Poison
18. Living For The First Time – Teddy Geiger
19. Pompeii Nights – Vesuvius
20. Too Fast For Love – Motley Crue
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