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America's Next Hottest College Girl

by Jeff Rosenberg on

Here’s the great thing about the internet – anyone can become famous at any moment from anywhere in the world. Granted more often than not it’s because they’re making a complete fool of themselves, but every now and then an opportunity arises to actually become famous in a legitimate way.

In walks CollegeHumor, buff and tan and freaking owning this party and we want to make YOU a goddess. It’s honestly never been easier to become famous and make money. All you girls have to do is apply here and you’re done. There’s nothing more to it than uploading a couple hot pictures and clicking “Submit”.

So there you have it. Take life by the horns. Carpe diem. Live a little. You’re only in college once. This is the best time blah blah blah. Apply here! Now!


Hurry though, because the submission deadline is February 8.

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