With the economy the way it is, you’re probably worried you won’t have enough money to buy a present for that special someone. That’s why you should do something free like write a poem. “But Brian, I’m un-artistic and dumb. How is someone like me supposed to write a poem?” Fear not, idiot. I’ve already written it for you! You’ve just got to fill in a few missing words like you would a Mad Libs.
Fantastic and/or Awesome Poem for Girlfriend’s Name
Pet name, your eyes are as adjective as a celestial body
Your beauty is like that of name of a Greek Goddess
I often lose myself in your eyes/smile
It’s degree of difficulty for me to contain my type of emotion for you
This is usually when I expletive your organ(s) out
When we’re together it’s like Heaven/Taco Bell
You’re the adjective(est) girl I’ve ever known
Living without you would be like losing my adjective noun
I simply cannot verb without you
I couldn’t go on if it meant I couldn’t expletive you on my family member(‘s)
piece of furniture
It feels so adjective on my expletive when you verb it
So stay with me forever, and I’ll be sure to expletive you for length of time and
degree of effort
Just thinking about it makes my expletive adjective
Love you
Your beauty is like that of name of a Greek Goddess
I often lose myself in your eyes/smile
It’s degree of difficulty for me to contain my type of emotion for you
This is usually when I expletive your organ(s) out
When we’re together it’s like Heaven/Taco Bell
You’re the adjective(est) girl I’ve ever known
Living without you would be like losing my adjective noun
I simply cannot verb without you
I couldn’t go on if it meant I couldn’t expletive you on my family member(‘s)
piece of furniture
It feels so adjective on my expletive when you verb it
So stay with me forever, and I’ll be sure to expletive you for length of time and
degree of effort
Just thinking about it makes my expletive adjective
Love you
Expletive,
Your Name
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