An Interview with my Ipod

After seeing many a written note on Facebook where people were using their Ipods to answer questions about themselves I decided to sit down and have a conversation with my Ipod about this phenomenon.

Jaden: So, Ipod, thank you for taking the time to sit down with me tonight…

Ipod: Trilogy: Lovin’ Me- To Make a Woman Feel Wanted-Peace of Mind (Loggins & Messina)

Jaden: Ummm…ok…I guess we’ll get started then. So, whats your take on this whole Ipod note thing?

Ipod: Too Bad (Eric Clapton)

Jaden: So you dont like it?

Ipod: So Right (Dave Mathews Band)

Jaden: Ok. Now, do you think that this method of asking one’s Ipod questions can give others an accurate representation of themselves?

Ipod: Flying South Jam (String Cheese Incident)

Jaden: K…well, that doesn’t make much sense right there…Unless you are saying that its ridiculous and are proving it by answering me in something completely irrelevant?

Ipod: Sugaree (Jerry Garcia Band)

Jaden: Ok, So clearly you are going with the whole irrelevant thing. boy, this is gonna make things tough…lets move on to a personal question, what is your favorite song?

Ipod: Cats Under The Stars (Jerry Garcia Band)

Jaden: So it seems you like Jerry quite a bit? or do you have another favorite artist?

Ipod: I Know You Rider (String Cheese Incident)

Jaden: Hmmm…very interesting, you do realize that song was originally done by Jerry Garcia and that version is just a cover? I guess that puts a little validity to this whole thing…

Ipod: General Taylor (Great Big Sea)

Jaden: ok….guess not, next question…Whats your favorite thing about your owner?

Ipod: Fishing (Unknown Artist)

Jaden: I dont fish…

Ipod: Sensation (The Who)

Jaden: ok so you like the sensation you feel when your owner uses you? wow, that sounds really bad…

Ipod: Upside Down (Jack Johnson)

Jaden: WHAT?!!! I dont touch you there…. IPOD!! shhhhhh

Ipod: Let it Grow (Eric Clapton)

Jaden: OK!! Ipod!! Now you are getting out of hand! Am I gonna have to put you in my backpack, or are you gonna start behaving?

Ipod: Shakedown Street (String Cheese Incident)

Jaden: No, this isn’t a shakedown…and DAMN man!! thats another song originally done by Jerry Garcia and covered by that band!! Your just playing mind games with me now are you?

Ipod: Crew Slut (Frank Zappa)

Jaden: EFF YOU man!! She was NOT a slut!! She just hung out with all the guys on the Crew team!!

Ipod: Brunette (Keller Williams)

Jaden: Hey man! dont even bring her up!!

Ipod: Mt. Girls (String Cheese Incident)

Jaden: Dude, dont even start!! I could’ve totally gotten with those two hippie chicks if you didn’t decide to play Toxicity out of nowhere!! you totally ruined the mood man!!

Ipod: Fire (Jimi Hendrix)

Jaden: So what if one of them was a redhead man?!! Just cuz you prefer Brunette doesn’t mean I have to feel the same way for the most part!

Ipod: A Jug of Punch (The Clancy Brothers And Tommy Makem)

Jaden: Hey! I totally liked her for more than just her Jugs man! Your so effin shallow!

Ipod: Shapes of M + M’s (Keller Williams)

Jaden: Dude, stop talking about tits! seriously

Ipod: Shubbee’s Doobie (Bela Fleck & The Flecktones)

Jaden: So you move on to an even more inappropriate area?!! You’re sick man!

Ipod: Sweet Baby James (James Taylor)

Jaden: Yo, I’m totally doing my part and still sending child support checks to them man!!

Ipod: Bathroom (Dane Cook)

Jaden: yeah i know, I do realize that a bathroom is an extremely dirty place and we should’ve never done it there but we were both drunk and couldn’t afford a room…

Ipod: Simple Twist of Fate (Bob Dylan)

Jaden: blah blah blah, u think its Fate that I have a kid now?!! thats not Fate thats just bad effin luck!!

Ipod: Lets See Action (The Who)

Jaden: Theres no way i’m letting you see that tape man!!

Ipod: I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight (Bob Dylan)

Jaden: No way man, your not gonna get me to give up that tape!

Ipod: Mind Games (John Lennon)

Jaden: AH DAMN!!