Someone should seriously take away that cell phone
Thursday 13
Why Drunk Texting Is Dangerous
1 Your ex doesn't need to know you still love them.
2 You don't need to tell your best friend that you've been in love with them since the day you met.
3 You don't to tell the guy you're seeing that he's "the one."
4 You don't need to ask your dealer if he can hook you up with love.
5 You don't need to tell your roommate you hooked up with his sister on family weekend.
6 You don't need to tell your dad you're no longer a virgin.
7 You don't need to tell your neighbor about the time you peed on their door.
8 You don't need to tell your ex that you keyed his car.
9 You don't need to tell your brother where you hide your "stash."
10 You don't need to admit to your mom that you cheated through most of high school.
11 You don't need to tell your girlfriend that you kissed her best friend.
12 You don't need to tell your former friend what a whore you think she is.
13 You don't need to face those you've texted the next day.
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