Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 02/16

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Utica CollegeSubmitted by Stephanie

  The Brilliance: Why don’t people have a layer of protection like how oranges have orange peels?
  Professor: We do, it’s called skin.

• B) Michigan State UniversitySubmitted by Casey

  We were discussing the Cold War and Russia’s involvement with Israel. Richard Nixon was a key term on the list…
  Einstein Jr.: So Nixon was the leader of the Soviet Union?
  Professor (absolutely shocked): I’m sorry but if you don’t know who that is you may be in the wrong place…

• C) University of MN-DuluthSubmitted by Keely

  While discussing Christianity in the first century C.E….
  
  Genius (in an offended tone): So since we have been talking so much about Christianity and Judaism, why are we ignoring Islam?
  
  Professor: Islam wasn’t around until more then 500 years after this.
  
  Genius: …oh.

• D) Richard Stockton College of New JerseySubmitted by Matt

  Professor: According the FBI, most crimes occur between 6:00 P.M. and 6:00 A.M.
  
  Valedictorian: What about different time zones?
  
  Professor: What?

• E) Canadore CollegeSubmitted by Rebecca

  Teacher mentions Ringo Starr for some reason…
  
  Smarty 1: Who’s Ringo Starr?
  Teacher: You seriously don’t know who Ringo Starr is?
  Smarty 2: Who’s Pringle Star?