On a College Tour With Your Parents!

Many of us have been through this, but for those who haven't you better be reading this.

1. Nice clothes. Nothing that will hinder your walking, but something you look good in. Chances are that there will be hot chicks in your group and you want to stand out from the rest of the nerds in the group. If you do things right, she'll remember you.

2. A DS, PSP, or whatever. If there are no hot chicks, or if someone else beat you to it, or if there is a dude in your group who can kick your ass, some sort of entertainment is your best friend. But make sure you don't play a game that active time. If at any point your mother tells you to do something, you might die.

3. Some water. Tours are longgggg. Bring something to keep your hydrated.

4. A snack. Either you're not going to have a lunch there, or the lunch is 2 or 3 hours into the tour. Bring a snack so your don't starve while visiting the 6th library on campus.

5. A camera. You may see something/some place that is interesting. The sororities, where the food is, a good place to take a nap, etc. Also, your mom won't nag you later that you didn't bring the camera.

6. Laptop. Keep it in your backpack until you get to the point where all you do is sit or stand in a single area for God knows how long. Use the school's internet to check your Facebook, MySpace, CollegeHumor, email, whatever.

7. A friend. It's nice to have someone to talk to that you know. Bring a friend. Maybe one who is also going to go to that school. Maybe that attractive female friend you've been crushing on. College is a great place to get them drunk and in bed with you.

8. A fan or hand warmers. If it's hot, bring the fan. If it's cold, being the warmers. You'll be happy you did. You can air out your crotch with the fan. Or warm it up by tossing a couple warmers down your pants. Really up to you which body parts you take care of.

Without these things, your trip will most likely be miserable. So try to stay away from on-campus suicide and bring these along.