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Checkers- Chess for retards
Connect 4- We make tic-tac-toe look like a bitch
Chinese Checkers- Is everything the Chinese do weird?
Chess- Good thing this game doesn’t involve chance because if you are playing this game you never get lucky
Candy Land- The real world is going to suck by comparison now
Sorry- I’m not sorry
Risk- Now making bloodshed fun
Jenga- Better hope you don’t have Parkinson
Clue- Did you know you could kill some one with a candle stick? For real go ahead and try it!
Twister- A fast pass to 2nd base
Sorry- I’m not sorry
Risk- Now making bloodshed fun
Jenga- Better hope you don’t have Parkinson
Clue- Did you know you could kill some one with a candle stick? For real go ahead and try it!
Twister- A fast pass to 2nd base
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
