Middle School Facebook

Groups

1. Stickers are now GAY
2. Everybody hates you MIKEY! Get Over IT!
3. HOLY SHIT, ALLIE AND BEN FRENCH KISSED!
4. DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT ALLIE AND BEN?!?!? HOLY SHIT!!
5. Mrs. Hanschen GIVES WAY TOO MUCH HW!!ΒΌ/div>

Apps

1. _______ Wants to fight you after school. Accept or Decline?
2. _______ Wants to know if you like her back? Accept or Decline?
3. _______ Wants you to go out with her friend! Accept or Decline?
4. _______ Wants to know if you would french with him! YES or NO?
5. _______ Says that you SUCK at FOOTBALL! TRUE or FALSE?

Wall Posts

1. yo faggot, if u think ur gnna tlk 2 my friend like that ur wrong cause she desrves bttr than ur faggot ass. ur such a dick. no1 likes u + u suck at FOOTBALL! im gnna beat u up 2maro after sk00l dude unless u say sorry. o nd btw i need ur cell digits
2. UR GAY
3. OMG y'd u tell amanda that u frenched billy! u kno shes ttly crushin on him! she was cryin all night! she is literally going 2 marry him! jst dnt tell her that stuff.
4. hey dude, i am so pmpd 4 hs wen we r gnna go 2 parties. my brothr is a junior and he said nxt yr if anyone tries to beat me up he will beat thm up! he is on the wrestlin team! hes so c00l!
5. hay ILYMTAITW GURLL! liv it ^. oh and txt me later babe so i can tell u wat i did with TOMMY lst night. he ttly felt my boob!!!

Relationships on Any Given Day

1. Girl 1 and Boy 1 are now In a Relationship
2. Girl 1 and Boy 1 are no longer In a relationship
3. Girl 1 and Boy 2 are In a Relationship
4. Girl 1 and Boy 2 are no longer In a Relationship
5. Girl 2 and Boy 2 are In a Relationship.
6. Girl 2 and Boy 2 are no longer In a Relationship
7. Girl 2 and Boy 1 are In a Relationship.
8. Girl 2 and Boy 1 are no longer In a Relationship
9. Girl 2 and Girl 1 are no longer friends
10. Boy 1 and Boy 2 are Married

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