A World of Warcraft raid!
Well, there is like, 13 million accounts worldwide. I am sure some of those belong to CH people. Here is what I remember about raids
1. Flasks. These are your 4 hour energy shots, except they only last 2 hours. Just pretend the raid is a 12 page essay you've been holding off on, and that the flask if your energy shot.
2. Potions. These are your energy drinks. Get a lot of them, and drink them whenever you can. Restore mana, get some temporary spell power, whatever. As for an anology, same scenario as 1, but along with that energy shot you want a little extra kick, so you drink some Rock Star or Monster. If might give you a little extra stamina, or it might increase your WPM.
3. The loudmouth. That guy who never shuts up in vent or gchat. Every raid has to have one. Really, your stamina would wear awway very quickly if you focused only on the raid. Plus, he says an occasional funny. Keeps the raid from being bored, ya know?
4. The potty mouth. Often the raid leader or a class leader. He likes to shout out profanities at every victory, loss, and whatever is in between. He cusses out those who fail, and taunts those who do more DPS. He pretty much wakes up the healers.
5. For the main tank: another subscription card. It's pretty damn funny when the MT's time runs out during a boss fight. He dies or loses aggro and causes a wipe. Then he has to explain himself on vent.
6. Beer. You have no idea how much fun a raid is when you're drunk. Sure, you will screw up every half second, but you will never regret it.

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