The Graphic Truth / The Farther Your Class Is From Your Dorm by CH Staff on February 25, 2009 Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Likelihood of making it to class at all Percentage of Stairway to Heaven listened to during walk Hatred for long-boarders Likelihood you missed that participation point Piggy-back rides Amount girlfriend pissed off Calls checking up with mom