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Bunny Back in Hole, This Time for Good, Age 86

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By Brandon Scott Wolf


Bugs Bunny asked, “What’s up doc?” The answer, “Leukemia.”

The Academy Award-winning rabbit passed away after a valiant battle with cancer ended at his home in Brooklyn, N.Y. He was 86 years old.

After hearing news of Bunny’s passing, Elmer J. Fudd said, “That Uwanium I put in his wabbit hole finally did the twick.”

Bunny was born in Hollywood, Calif., and began his acting career on stage in front of live audiences; dancing, singing, acting, he could do it all.

In 1944 he made the leap from show tunes to cartoons with the release of the highly acclaimed Warner Bros. Entertainment short, “A Wild Hare.” He never looked back.

“Bugs Bunny dies from Leukemia and all Nick Jonas gets is diabetes? What’s the world coming to?” said Pope Benedict XVI.

Lifelong friend, Porky Pig, finished his eulogy by saying, “Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thats all folks!”

Bunny is survived by wife Lola Bunny, of Brooklyn, N.Y.; son Buster Bunny, of Acme Acres.

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