While "studying" in the library last night with some people, and by that I mean dicking around on here and facebook, one of my friends starts to tell me about a sexual escapade a fellow graduate of my high school managed to get themselves into.

Let me backtrack a little bit though. This individual was the valedictiorian of my graduating class, he literally would cry if he got anything other than a 100 on a paper. I never in my four years of high school saw him involved in any action with the opposite sex, ever! Like, I'm sure there was a lot of porn involved, but that's beside the point.

So he ends up at a party, starts talking to a girl, they start making out, and within minutes, the wonderful goal of every male college freshman would have been fufilled. Well, they get back to her apartment, more making out, etc. She stops, and goes into her bathroom, while he patiently waits. After a couple minutes, she walks out ready to go with nothing on but a strap-on dildo and tells him "Let's do this."

Sadly, This is all of the story i heard. I can probably draw enough of a conclusion to discern that he probably either:
A) Shit his pants with a horrid expression on his face.
B) Possibly even did the unspeakable deed
C) Ran away
or D) Did all 3, and will never speak of any of them.

Just imagine how awkward it'd be walking into class and seeing that girl, with the "There's my bitch look" on her face.