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Rejected Lyrics For Taylor Swift's Love Song Before She Decided On "You Were Romeo, I Was A Scarlet Letter"

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  • You were Jay Gatsby, I was a red hunting hat
  • You were Huck Finn, I was the blood on Lady Macbeth’s hands
  • You were Guy Montag, I was a streetcar named desire
  • You were Gilgamesh, I was a red-armed prole woman
  • You were Tess of the D’Urbervilles, I was a profound sense of boredom
  • You were the Ministry of Truth, I was an allegory for the actions of the House Un-American Activities Committee
  • You were cute, let’s make out
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