- You were Jay Gatsby, I was a red hunting hat
- You were Huck Finn, I was the blood on Lady Macbeth’s hands
- You were Guy Montag, I was a streetcar named desire
- You were Gilgamesh, I was a red-armed prole woman
- You were Tess of the D’Urbervilles, I was a profound sense of boredom
- You were the Ministry of Truth, I was an allegory for the actions of the House Un-American Activities Committee
- You were cute, let’s make out



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