"Top 8 Kinds Of People That Make The Internet Annoying"

The internet is a great tool. One of the greatest tools in the world. So great, that just like every other good thing, people feel the need to try to destroy it. Okay, maybe that's a little too dramatic, but you understand where I'm going with this. This article is my personal top 10 list of kinds of people that annoy me on the internet.

08. Celebrity Gossip Bloggers -

Miley Cyrus is pregnant? Brittany is bald? Brad an Angelina broke up? I could care less… thanks anyway! Even though they may deserve it, stop making people's life's hell. it just is proof that you don't have one.

07. Banner Advertisers –

This makes me angry because it's so obvious that there's no possible way that by simply going to your website, I won a million dollars, a MacBook air, an iPod Touch, a baby, or a kitten… It just doesn't work that way. It bothers me because it reminds me that there are actually people in the world who are stupid enough to think this will work. It bothers me even more that they are right. Those kinds of banner advertisements get millions of hits a month. Pathetic.

06. IQ Test Administers –

People who turn to an internet IQ test to be able to brag to their friends that they're the most smartestest person in the world make me want to shit. I've actually gotten messages from my friends daring me to beat their score on some stupid website. I then respond by either politely asking them to f*ck off, or just ignoring them all together. I will not turn to a grown man who lives in his mom's basement to tell me whether or not I'm going to be able to go to college.

05. People Who Send Junk Mail-

This one doesn't require much explanation. Everybody gets it. This month I've gotten over 300 emails from colleges, alone. Never mind Osama Bin Laden's $100,000,000 cash offer, and all I need to do is give him my credit card information. My Gmail spam folder gets at least 200 messages a day, and that's probably a quarter of what a lot of people get. I consider myself lucky.

04. MySpace Whores-

Personally, I don't think MySpace is that bad. MySpace actually has potential to be a really great social tool. The only things that really annoy me about MySpace are the kids who stay up all night on OMGZ-I-WANT-A-MILLION-FRIENDS-BECAUSE-I-DONT-HAVE-ANY-IN-REAL-LIFE.com trying to add up the entire galaxy, and the kids who make accounts with the sole purpose of pretending to be someone else. Now, these people wouldn't even annoy me that bad if they didn't constantly find a way to be my friend… but somehow, they always do. I don't want to see the bulletins for the LOST AND TORTURED SOULS whore train, and I don't need to have 6 friends with the same profile picture all arguing over who is actually the real person, and who the 5 impostors are.

03. Phishermen -

People who try to get your passwords by making copies of websites like MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, etc. are straight up stupid. I mean, what's the big deal? I can understand what someone's motivation would be to try to snag your password off PayPal, or a bank website… but why social networks? All those phishermen do with your password are post links that will get other people phished… they don't even always have an agenda.

02. Stalkers –

Has anyone ever been talking to a girl with a cute picture on Facebook or MySpace, then the next thing you know they're emailing you non stop? Then you ask where they got your email address and they respond by saying "oh I don't know! I think I had it already," or "I Googled your name and a few websites with some personal information popped up, did you get my letter yet? I mailed it to your home address, I'm coming over later to hang out." Then you go downstairs into your kitchen and an old saggy dude is standing there with hand cuffs and a whip? It's alright, thats never happened to me either… but I'm sure it has happened to someone, and that thought alone creeps me out.

01. Rapists -

Unless you're ready to prove to me that you actually have candy for me to eat and puppies for me to play with in the back of your big black van, I will not meet you in front of my school, at the playground, or at the ice cream shop. Sick f*ckers like that deserve to die in the worst way. Why anyone would want to take advantage of young children they found on Neopets? I will never understand.

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