Ingredients For A Popular Blog

A teaspoon of ‘don’t care’ attitude. Refrain from commenting unless necessary.

2 cupfuls of cussing. Use really strong swear words to bring readers back for more

3 handfuls of dissing: Everything under the sun. Just don’t get sued.

1 tablespoon of photos i.e. photo-whoring.
Only glamourous photos must be used, unless you are really famous. (see below)
Make sure that you tilt your face to a certain degree to get a good shot of yourself. If you are unable to get a good clear shot, photoshop it or blur it out.

Scatter a pinch of famous names or name drop a little across your blog (not too much or the taste will be ruined) 
In fact, becoming a celebrity is highly recommended as it would enhance the flavour without the need for artificial preservatives.

Cook over a high heat level of IT offerings (embedding, links, photoshop, podcasting, videos and fart buttons)

Mix with spicy flavours such as ranting on sensitive topics (sex, politics, religion and more sex)

Sprinkle photos of hot women for a bonus aftertaste. See the view count go up to one thousand in 5 mins! For exponential increases, reduce the amount of clothing they wear.

Add a dash of cynicism. Don’t believe all that you read on the internet.

Garnish with a colourful layout and arrange the words in an easy-to-read format.

Tada! A blog you can whore out for money. Because blogging to record your daily life and for expressing your thoughts is for pussies.