Kid: Finding out school is cancelled and going back to bed
Adult: Finding out work isn’t cancelled and digging out your car
Kid: Having a massive snowball fight with all the neighborhood kids
Adult: Having noone to play outside with because your friends all gotmarried and moved away, went to grad school and moved away, or got ajob and moved away
Kid: Seeing how many people you can pack onto a sled before someone gets hurt
Adult: Seeing how long you can sled by yourself before the local parents think you’re creepy
Kid: Watching The Price is Right with Bob Barker
Adult: Watching The Price is Right with Drew Carey
TV Valentine's Day Cards
Job Interview Dos and Don'ts
The 25 Best Sitcom Couples
Every Time a Bell Rings
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
