The totally [expletive] awesome unrated edition.
World War Two could have been called World War Too.
Tongue Twister
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if someone gave a f*ck to measure.If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.
Bad Day
I walked in on my dad having sex with my mom earlier today. It was so gross, especially since my mom's been dead for two years.If you want your relationship to last, it's all about listening. I had no idea that was the case until I met what's her name.
long island
"I laughed so hard muscle milk came out my nose"!Women
Women dye their hair, put makeup on, get a liposuction, get a boobjob and then they complain there is no real men out there…I was rapped by a werewolf…and now every time there's a full moon I throw up.
If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
"Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?" No, You Do Not.
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes
The Six Habits You Need to Break After Graduation
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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