The totally [expletive] awesome unrated edition.
World War Two could have been called World War Too.
Tongue Twister
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if someone gave a f*ck to measure.If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
Bad Day
I walked in on my dad having sex with my mom earlier today. It was so gross, especially since my mom’s been dead for two years.If you want your relationship to last, it’s all about listening. I had no idea that was the case until I met what’s her name.
long island
“I laughed so hard muscle milk came out my nose”!Women
Women dye their hair, put makeup on, get a liposuction, get a boobjob and then they complain there is no real men out there…I was rapped by a werewolf…and now every time there’s a full moon I throw up.
If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.
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10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
The Internet Justice League
The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
10 Roommate Red Flags
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
