The Graphic Truth / The Farther You Travel for Spring Break by CH Staff on March 4, 2009 Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Chance of return Craziness of road trip Probability you come back with crabs Foreign cultures learned about and appreciated Wells drunkenly dug for impoverished villagers Friends kidnapped and held hostage by local militants