CollegeHumor isn't just the #1 resource online for college debauchery; we also sponsor a nation-wide invention contest for kids between 6 and 10 years old. The submissions are in and we've selected six nominees, now it's time for you guys to pick a winner. The inventor that receives the most votes will receive a one million dollar grant to help make his dream a reality. In addition, he (or she, I guess) will receive a driver's license at the age of 13.

And the nominees are…

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