Things that I Like and Don't Like

Things that I enjoy:
Pizza; LOTR; Star Wars; Cleavage both male and female; Dancing; Budweiser; Naps; College Humor; bannana popscicles; brian mcknight; yamaha zumas; that kittens video; floating in water; fried foods; making love to either my hand or a girl, but especially my hand; scotch; pooping and reading; Count Chocula; America; chest hair; pirate ship themed bunk beds; video games; elephant shaped man thongs; newspapers; five o clock shadows; pocketless jeans the girls wore in jr high; landing strips; Busch light; comic books; facebook;  best buy manager with a sinus infection; chinese food; little people big world and jon and kate plus 8; all you can eat wings; mustaches; elijah wood

Things that I don’t enjoy;
soul patches; I HATE OLIVES; honda ruckus; Canada; space ship themed bunk beds; making love to men; running out of toilet paper; vegetarians; some glasses; cheese graters; research papers; toucan sam and Frankenberry; Browning stickers; squash; Catchy T-shirt phrases; G’s to Gents; shaving your chest hair; Danny Bonaduce; Alabama; dreadlocks; pinches on the back of the arm; burning food; thai food; comb-overs; smirnoff; paper cuts; white-out; myspace; women’s suffrage; jelly-fish; pizza without the tomato sauce; giant purses; the use of the word lame; josh grobin