International energy drink convention

Monster  and rockstar are sitting at a table talking when red bull comes over


Red bull
Hey guys did any of you watch my air race this year

Monster
No we diddn't now can you just leave us alone we arn't in the mood

Red bull
Wow your still upset

Monster
Dont say another word or i will kill you

Rockstar
Guys there is no need to fight let's just all get along and have a good time

Red bull
All im saying is that is was along time ago your going to have to realize that she is gone and not coming back

Monster
Yeah and its all your fault

Rockstar
Here we go again

Red bull
My fault how could it possibly be my fault

Monster
Ever since you came along all the attention has been on you and your air races,surfing events,and crashed ice
your what killed her

Red bull
Listen man dont say something you cant take back

Monster
I mean it you killed her and im done i never want to  talk to you again

Red bull
Hey rockstar did u hear amp had a kid?

Announcer
Alright everyone before we begin lets have a moment of silence for tab…..Monster would you like to say anything   


Monster
Tab was a very special

Red bull
BORING! lets watch my Flugtag

Monster
Thats it!