Reading can be fun. Oh wait, that’s water slides.
I don’t know which fate is worse: No longer being able to wear those millennium New Years novelty glasses after 2010, or having eyes so deformed you can.
Bliss
If ignorance is bliss, why does the KKK always seem so angry?I feel like Cesar Millan is just a very specific version of The Beastmaster.
It’s ironic that I make instant oatmeal but then don’t do crap for an hour.
Koala bears
Do you know what koala bears do when the forest burns? They burn, too.I just got my first tattoo and it really hurt. I think next time I’ll use colder water to put it on.
True Love
My girlfriend said she couldn’t live without me, which didn’t make me feel that great. I think she would have said that to any guy performing CPR.I wrote a gospel hymn the other day. It was just the Charles in Charge theme song with “God” substituted for “Charles.”
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News Feed History of the World: January 2012
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
The Internet Justice League
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Amazing Dad Magic
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
