Reading can be fun. Oh wait, that's water slides.
I don't know which fate is worse: No longer being able to wear those millennium New Years novelty glasses after 2010, or having eyes so deformed you can.
Bliss
If ignorance is bliss, why does the KKK always seem so angry?I feel like Cesar Millan is just a very specific version of The Beastmaster.
It's ironic that I make instant oatmeal but then don't do crap for an hour.
Koala bears
Do you know what koala bears do when the forest burns? They burn, too.I just got my first tattoo and it really hurt. I think next time I'll use colder water to put it on.
True Love
My girlfriend said she couldn't live without me, which didn't make me feel that great. I think she would have said that to any guy performing CPR.I wrote a gospel hymn the other day. It was just the Charles in Charge theme song with "God" substituted for "Charles."
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
Next Week on Mad Men...
8 Rap Songs Perfectly Synched with Kids' Shows
The Troll: Mars, Merriam's, and Bacon Dogs
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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