Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 03/16

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Northern Illinois UniversitySubmitted by Dan

  Genius: So what you are saying is that the African-Americans in Nigeria…
  
  Professor: Wait.. What did you call them?
  
  Genius: African-Americans. What else am I supposed to call them?
  
  Professor: Africans.

• B) American River CollegeSubmitted by Eli

  Professor: So these are the stars that our bigger than our sun…
  Lady Einstein: Wait, so the sun is a star?

• C) Loyola Marymount UniversitySubmitted by Anna

  Professor: At the same time as the Japanese were bombing Pearl Harbor, they were also attacking other major ports in the Pacific.
  
  The Brilliance: Wait, how can they attack more than one place at once?
  
  Professor: …They had more than one plane.

• D) BMCSubmitted by Jeff

  The professor asked a student to raise a light…
  
  Valedictorian: Raise it up or raise it down?

• E) Davenport UniversitySubmitted by Basil

  Professor: Any questions about the syllabus?
  
  Golden Oldie: What does 12 point font mean?