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It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Listen to Larry the Cable Guy or Carlos Mencia for 5 straight hours? From Jeff
  • Be dipped shoulder deep into a pool of poop or dunk your head into a bucket of puke (neither of which is your own)?  From Todd
  • Get your ass beat front of your friends by your little brother, or big sister? From Ron
  • Listen to one song over and over again for the rest of your life or never listen to music ever again?
  • Have three eyes or one cyclops eye? From Tyler
  • Fight one gorilla or three chimpanzees?
  • Be buried alive or dropped off in the middle of the Sahara with no water? From Martin
  • Have live shrimp for nipples or have crayons for teeth? From Nicholas
  • Accidentally kill a family member and get away with it or go to prison for 10 years for a crime you didn’t commit? From Tyler
  • Have diarrhea during a first date or during a job interview? From Michael
  • Be best friends with Kevin Federline or have no friends at
    all? From Robert
And this week’s Funniest Visual Award goes to our own Jesse Gold, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather have your fingers sewn together into mitten hands,
    or have your teeth fused together into one big chomp?
Well done, Jesse.
Send your best WYR’s to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.