I SMELL A CONSPACICY

It was cited today in the Wallstreet Journal that international astronauts had to bunker down inside a Russian escape capsule because of the threat of a SPACE JUNK collision.

First off, I’m not buying it. I think this is the beginning of a wave of lies that will steer the American people into thinking that tossing Earth junk into space is wrong. But come on fellows, our landfills are growing, plastic is not decomposing, Al Gore is getting older—where are we suppose to put this crap when there’s no more space.

NO MORE SPACE BUT OUTER SPACE!

Secondly, I think this is a way to keep the war in Iraq in progress. If we eventually take over the Middle East like planned then we’ll gain additional storage space for our waste…BUT I WANT OUR BOYS HOME LIKE ANY OTHER TRUE AMERICAN.  NASA can’t fool the common people so I WON’T BE FOOLED.

THERE ARE BETTER REASONS FOR WAR.

Fellows, don’t be decieved by the lies of Wallstreet. If the media is truly run by the Jewish people, then we must ask ourselves—what are their real motives. Getting back at their persecutors via false advertisments (aka “trashing junk”) so that they can continue war is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

SPACE TRASH: Against the War, Against the Lies, the truley Kosher way.

By: Kay Greenfield <