You: What are you watching?
Roommate: I don’t even know. Family Guy or something.
You: Family Guy?
Roommate: Yeah. It’s funny.
You: It’s also animated. That is live-action, dude.
Roommate: Oh.
You: And that’s a prison. It looks like Oz.
Roommate: That’s it! That’s what I’m watching! Fucking funny.
Voiceover: …and the prisoners grow more restless following the previous day’s riots, killing two inmates and seriously injuring a guard…
You: So it’s a documentary…
(Roommate crams cracker into mouth)
You: What’s that you’re eating?
Roommate: Pie. Apple pie. (laughs)
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