Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 03/23

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Georgia State University Submitted by Erik

  We were talking about how light hits the atmosphere and emits blue based on the angle of the earth…
  
  Professor: So the sky is seen as being blue and that’s why the ocean looks blue, too.
  
  Genius: What’s the real color of water?
  
  Professor: …There’s a bottle or water right in front of you.

• B) Penn State Submitted by Bill

  The Brilliance: Was Judas the one who bit off Jesus’ ear?
  
  Professor: No one bit Jesus.

• C) Lone Star College Submitted by Rachel

  We were doing an in-class writing assignment…

  Lady Einstein: Do I have to write in English, or can I write in cursive?

• D) Fordham University Submitted by Tammy

  While the professor is talking about the Vietnam War…

  Valedictorian: Wait, Vietnam is a country? I thought it was just the name of the war.
  

• E) UW-Milwaukee Submitted by Michael

  Professor was commenting on the bright pink lettering on a Sign Language DVD that was left in the DVD player.

  Top-of-the-class: Shouldn’t it be in braille?