10) guys- You sware you went to bed wearing a hat.
      
     girls- Dorito crumbs in your hair, your positive you didn't eat any.

9) Missing a shoe.

8) guys-At least 3 new contacts in your phone without names such as, dude with the stache, rockin' bod girl, and chick with the face.
   
    girls- 15 texts from unnamed numbers asking you if you feel alright this morning and what are you doing tonight?

7) guys- Underwear are on backwards.
   
    girls- Underwear are gone, no, not just what you were wearing, every pair out of your dresser are missing.

6) guys- First thought waking up "who moved the furniture? Oh wait, i dont think i live here…Oh wait yes i do, who the F moved my furniture?!" 
   
    girls- First thought waking up "Theres no way that guy last night was really Sean William Scott, but im going to tell my friends he was so i dont seem like a whore."

5) Running late to class before realizing its Sunday.

4) guys- Filled with pride when waking up in the morning and wonder if there are pics of you and that hot girl hooking up.
   
    girls- Filled with shame and question if a shower can get hot enough to wash away the mistakes of last night…and if that was a camera he was holding while you were hooking up with him?

3) guys- Laundry hamper is filled with 5 inches of your own urine.
   
    girls- Hair smells like Pine Sol afer falling asleep with your face in the toilet.

2) guys- Check your out box to see you've sent your girlfriend 20 texts "just sayin hey"
   
    girl- Spent 20 texts replying to that guy who wont leave you alone who was "just sayin hey".

1) guys- After being told you offered to pay for dinner, theres $30 missing from your wallet, $26.50 in Taco Bell wrappers on your floor and 1 douche bag friend who owes you $3.50 in change.
   
    girls- You awake to him offering to make you eggs, he says he'd take you to Denny's if last night wern't already a Grand Slam.