Days Since Last Accident: 0
My psychic is a gifted blind man. He has a fifth sense.
Bikini contest? I'll be the judge of that!
I'm a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I'm fired.
I get confused when I hear people saying Lebron James is going to be the next Michael Jordan, because still to this date I haven't seen a single preview for Space Jam 2.
Emo Forrest Gump
When Forrest said life was like a box of chocolates, was he saying that life is a cheap and unoriginal present that's only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days?Have you seen the Broadway musical "The Dictionary"?It's a play on words
I called Gieco for a quote they told me to "seize the day"
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
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