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My psychic is a gifted blind man. He has a fifth sense.
Bikini contest? I’ll be the judge of that!
I’m a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I’m fired.
I get confused when I hear people saying Lebron James is going to be the next Michael Jordan, because still to this date I haven’t seen a single preview for Space Jam 2.
Emo Forrest Gump
When Forrest said life was like a box of chocolates, was he saying that life is a cheap and unoriginal present that’s only truly enjoyable for a maximum of three days?Have you seen the Broadway musical “The Dictionary”?It’s a play on words
I called Gieco for a quote they told me to “seize the day”
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
