MC: Alright everybody thank you for coming to The Chuckle Bucket! Your next comedian this evening is 38-year old masked adventurer Rorschach. Let's all give him a big hand!
Rorschach: Man goes to house. Goes knock knock. Lady answers 'Who's there?' Man says 'Banana'. Lady says, 'Banana Who?'. Man says, 'Banana'. Lady says, 'Banana Who'? Man says, 'Banana'. Lady says, 'Banana Who?'. Man goes Knock Knock. Lady fed up, gets angry. Says, 'Who's there?'. Man says, 'Orange'. Lady says, 'Orange Who?'. Man says, 'Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?'
Rorschach: This audience is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
Audience Member: We're not afraid of you, freak!
Rorscach: I told good joke. No one laugh. No roll on snare drum. Must be scared.
Audience Member: Are you retarded or something? Noone's laughing because you aren't funny. And what's the deal with the way you talk? Do you have a speech impediment or something?
Rorschach: I don't have speech impediment. You are one with speech impediment.
Rorschach: Rorschach's Journal: Tuesday, did first stand up tonight. Left me depressed. Tomorrow I start on writing screenplay.